DR. MONKEYMAN

Dr. DonkeyDan is an American student training to be a Game Designer. We all know monkeys are more intelligent than your average American, leading many to believe he's not a real doctor. The only prescription he is writing is a prescription for his doom, as he wastes time racing retro games instead of, you know, studying? His gender is ape, and his pronouns are: Ooh Ooh, Ahh Ahh.

His avatar is a real testament to his intelligence.